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I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.
Lou Holtz
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As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both.
Bono
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A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Theodore Roosevelt
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Johnny Carson
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You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
Chevy Chase
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like.
Mike Myers
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Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Lou Holtz
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It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
Charles Dickens
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Courage is found in unlikely places.
J. R. R. Tolkien
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No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
Ernest Hemingway
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He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.
Herman Melville
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Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No prisoners. Everybody's going down.
Lance Armstrong
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra
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Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
J. R. R. Tolkien
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong, who made mistakes, but recovered from them.
Bono
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A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.
Theodore Roosevelt
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. Tolkien
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Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
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On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Lou Holtz
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I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Steve Martin
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The less you know, the more you believe.
Bono
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
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The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz
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I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Books! I dunno if I ever told you this, but books are the greatest gift one person can give another.
Bono
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You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.
Lou Holtz
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A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby
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Not all who wander are lost.
J. R. R. Tolkien
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I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.
Lou Holtz
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Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
Theodore Roosevelt
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To be one, to be united is a great thing. But to respect the right to be different is maybe even greater.
Bono
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
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How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.
Lou Holtz
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The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.
Jack London
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All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
Ernest Hemingway
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness.
Charles Dickens
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I am, as I am; whether hideous, or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.
Herman Melville
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Still round the corner there may wait, A new road or a secret gate.
J. R. R. Tolkien
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Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.
Lance Armstrong
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A man is always better than he thinks.
Woody Hayes
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We thought that we had the answers, it was the questions we had wrong.
Bono
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I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
Jack Black
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Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended.
George W. Bush
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A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.
Theodore Roosevelt
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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Myers
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby |
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With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
Chevy Chase
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I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Dana Carvey
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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